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Christmas was fantastic! Plenty of holiday cheer baby Owen is your son, I'm assuming?


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Hi Sarah, I'm in SK. How are you doing?


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How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.


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I think the biggest think nowadays to being legally married, is it's tougher to split. Legally, one is entitled to half, regardless of it being common law or married. I also think for some, it's a public commitment, that you are going to spend the rest of your life with someone. I've done the marriage thing, and the common law thing. One day, I will marry again.


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I suppose we could say that CANADA is God's country! Nice to meet you!


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Chair Man of the Board


Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."


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Ok, I'll throw in my two cents here, help out with the Canadian spirit! We are the greatest! What else is there to say?!
In regards to forum traffic, as a relative newcomer, sometimes I feel like I'm butting into a conversation when you see a couple of people bantering back and forth. Just a thought.
ANYWAY! I'm from out west, otherwise known as God's country.
Nice to meet you all, and will do some brainstorming on some topics to discuss!


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THAT'S fantastic!!


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Sounds like your daughter has a good head on her shoulders! Gift cards are for when you have no idea what to buy, not the most personal gift. :P


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I had been hinting at a family ring to my NOW ex-husband. So that Christmas, he buys my present, and on his desk is a small Sears shopping bag. What else could be in that tiny bag, but jewelery?!?! It was a gift card. Gift cards are great, but not from your husband whom you share a bank account with. Men...


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Sweet


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I have faked it, for various reasons. One was to not hurt his pride. Another was to get it over and done with. But age and maturity have taught me, that it's better to just be up front and honest. Nothing is going to change by hiding from the issue. And if worse comes to worse, just do it yourself and go to sleep! lol


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NO way! He's a fence sitter, and is keeping his options open. Nope, I'm a one woman guy, and I expect the same.


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There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.

The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn''''t find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn''t kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am."

The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ''''Please God spare my life'''' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I''''m here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me."

It was now the third guy''s turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I''m hiding butt naked in this married chick''''s refrigerator....."

Have a great day all!


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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started…


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…

When I got home last n ight, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started....

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...


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Men... :)

Sensitive Beer

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."


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nice guy


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O Holy Night performed by Colin Raye


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